Polish Roulette.

You all have heard of Russian Roulette. I figure there is Polish roulette as well, where you take a gun and point it at your foot. Once in a while it is going to hurt and do a little damage. That is the same as eating fake low carb or gluten free stuff. Most of the time it will be ok but once in a while it is gonna hurt. Oh well, that life. The only thing we can count on is death, weeds and taxes.